Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to. "You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up.   (via well-it-was-funny-to-me)

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momentsinoblivion:

sherlockholmesisagirlsname:

Chris Pratt being Chris Pratt

Burt Macklin, FBI.

momentsinoblivion:

sherlockholmesisagirlsname:

Chris Pratt being Chris Pratt

Burt Macklin, FBI.

“I thought I was going to be an art teacher. I was way too scared to say I wanted to be an actor or a comedian. Then I took a performance-art class in college. You could do anything: People peed in jars and called it art. The class was silly, but I really liked performing. I had this theory that if you looked in the mirror and asked yourself a question, you had to tell yourself the truth. So, I asked, ‘What do you want to do?’ I stared in the mirror and said to myself, ‘I want to move to L.A. and be an actor.’ And that was that.”

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shybat:

*romantically calls you dude*

(Source: swizzthewizz)


All the single ladies

All the single ladies

(Source: funniest-stuff)

little-general:

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

nounforaname I feel like this would happen to you
Monday, September 29, 2014

fourlittlebees:

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

Nine days? I have a tab here that’s been open since I think January.

(Source: xbox420)

cheltrei:

Beardless Mantzoukas!

cheltrei:

Beardless Mantzoukas!

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

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chanelimans:

jenny slate realizes everyone can see that she’s favoriting articles and tweets about herself

everythingyoulovetoohate:

How lovely is it to have a girl, who doesn’t even let you stand without loving you. You feel it you know, when someone is addicted to you?

everythingyoulovetoohate:

How lovely is it to have a girl, who doesn’t even let you stand without loving you. You feel it you know, when someone is addicted to you?