Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombie& Fitch’ statement.
(Source: nuitcorbeau)
nerd humor.
first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
(Source: goodfuckingcoffee)
(Source: L-IAN)
Louis C.K. explains white privilege to America on Jay Leno, without actually saying “white privilege”.
this. this. ALL OF THIS.
DAMMIT THIS MAN’S A GENIUS. A GOTDAMNED GENIUS
This is great, Leno is SO uncomfortable
see, you can talk about these issues without sounding like an angry, accusatory fuckwit
(Source: whatiremembered)
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
Watch men experience the pain of giving birth with a labor pain simulation
Fuck that, I’ll opt for human beings not being squeezed out of my genitalia, thank you.
omfg watch it
(Source: idreamofjasonbateman)
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
This ‘Inside Amy Schumer’ sketch. Watch it.
As Pete Holmes would say, “laser accuracy.”
(by comedycentral)
people are trying to buy carpets from me
I’m jealous of how funny and well-written this sketch is
“My mother fought cancer for almost a decade and died at 56. She held out long enough to meet the first of her grandchildren and to hold them in her arms. But my other children will never have the chance to know her and experience how loving and gracious she was. I decided to be proactive and to minimize the risk as much I could. I made a decision to have a preventive double mastectomy.
Life comes with many challenges. The ones that should not scare us are the ones we can take on and take control of” - My Medical Choice by Angelina Jolie, New York Times (14 May, 2013)
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
